Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

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poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

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Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

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poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

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poop sex

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

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Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

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Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

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