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Akin to it's counterpart, the standard Heimlich Maneuver, the Reverse Heimlich is also administered to handle undesirable blockages... but not of the throat or airway. The intended purpose of this unique maneuver is to relieve blockage of the bowls by turning the afflicted upside down, and squeezing their stomach in the same motion as the Standard Heimlich, but in the direction of the anus instead- with the desired result being relief from extreme bouts of constipations.
Following a pizza binge, Sam hadn't defecated in weeks! Luckily, John was able to apply the Reverse Heimlich and things proceeded smoothly.
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Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair
While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.
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A racial term for African Americans, meaning Santa is big white and leaves stuff in your house and black people do the opposite
*christmas day*
Children: “mom dad where did our tv go?”
Parents:” looks like we were busted by those dirty black reverse Santa’s go call the cops”
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Verb. The act of flipping the tables on a telemarketer,restricted pone calls or unknown callers just by simply wasting thier time by changing your voice, give false info or anything one would normally in an ordinary prank call. Originated by Sir Chunx in 2004.
TM: Hello we're looking for a Mr. Smith, this is the rd cross calling.
You: This is Tyrone ain't no Mr. Smith here ya dumbass, how about checkin yo damn records.
TM: Alright thank you.
TM cals again
TM: Yes ichecked my records and it's urgent we speak to Mr. Smith
You: Yes this is Mr.Smith i have no idea what you are talkin about, but what is the matter of your call.
TM: Welll this is the American Re Cross....
You: Oh yeah i uh have AIDS so my bad.
Hang up YOu: oh yeah tthat's how a Reverse Prank Call is done
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Another way of saying clockwise. Used by either very stupid people or someone making fun of a very stupid person saying "reverse counter clock wise"
"Not that way asshole, you gotta turn it reverse counter-clockwise!"
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Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
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The act in which before anal sex, the man body slams his partner and punches her in the face then inverts her and has anal sex using talcum powder as a lubricant, then ejaculates in her face and sends the pictures to her grandparents.
Eric: The bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I proceeded to give her a reverse pyle driver.
Corey: Did her grandparents like it?
Eric: Oh YEAH!
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