A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.
Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!
If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"
+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!
When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.
"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."
To jizz, bust a nut, cum, spooge, release the demon, or ejaculate on a woman, as if the said woman were taking a shower...
John: "Karen, would you like a frosted shower?"
Karen: "Why yes, I'd love one!"
A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.