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a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip
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A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.
I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.
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Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.
2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job
3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm
BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)
T= Real time passed
TAm= Time aged, male
Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7*60= 42
Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
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To receive multiple, rapid texts. To do so in panic, or malicious fashion.
I have to go. Don't blow up my phone. I will be in class and can't reply.
or
Jenny was just being a bitch. All she did was blow up my phone.
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The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ
-"Molly gave me a blow job last night"
-"Dude, how was it?"
-"Classic New England Blow Job."
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Blowing up her club refers to what happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman
1st guy: "dude, I'm nervous that Ashley's pregnant"
2nd guy: "why?"
1st guy: "a few weeks ago I totally blew up her club and now she's late"
Lainey is so freaky, every time we get drunk she lets me blow up her club
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Blowing in an SNES cartridge to fix the game.
Alex: Dude, my majora's mask copy won't work.
Michael: Try giving it a 90's blow job
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