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25 Kill Streak

What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.

Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”

by Swordhero August 21, 2024


To Kill a Mockingbird

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.

"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"

by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023


To Kill A Mockingbird

Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.

Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.

To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself

by Deez1457899 August 5, 2022


To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Someone who kinda exists July 5, 2024


To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy learns that Americans are racist when she watches a drunken loser ruin a black man's life via false rape accusation, despite the fact that her father absolutely proved that he could not have done it. (Later, the poor black man dies in prison via police brutality.)

Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.

To Kill A Mockingbird is one of the most overly long books of all time.

by Someone who kinda exists September 28, 2022


To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.

Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee

by Someone who kinda exists August 2, 2021


Kill Up

Do your best at something.

Hey I heard you are playing in that game tomorrow. Kill Up

by Unbiasedxd February 17, 2021