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Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.
Hi Mark and Joe:
Happy Lame Arse Duck day!
Hope you celebrate accordingly
He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.
Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!
When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way
Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project
A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.
June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.
Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?
Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.