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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
a really short nigga like he shorter than lil cam and its fucking sad
lil $u$ is short as hell and he also sent her to the back cuz thats where she belonged
The total number of reachable cellphones.
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
Rizzler walks past an attractive person of the female gender and says: sup burd u want sum?
Girl: I thought u would never ask 😍
Be careful when using, the moment u ask if she wants sum, she will instantly think abt u raw doggin that ass from the back.
Note: if using on an unattractive women, u must say “u want sum dirty burd?” In order to imply that the girl is dirty
sup burd u want sum? Used when walking by a hot girl when u want her to fall in love with you.
When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
so far up your mother’s v*gina. usually used in an expression of anger or annoyance.
daughter: can we go somewhere?
mom: yeah ićemo (we’ll go) u pićku materinu.
A term that describes ones appearance as uglier than ugly
Person 1: bro u ugly
Person 2: an u ugly af