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A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.
"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."
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when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.
"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"
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your in a nightclub. it's ten to two. You have no bird. Anything will do. even gingers
babs at a nightclub at ten to two. Using the line 'it's too easy'.
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commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.
"oh shit! he's becoming the jub jub bird."
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Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.
I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!
Fuck you!
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When you see a bird's eye above a note, be sure to watch the conductor.
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A metaphor for when two people are in a relationship and Person 1 feels like they are a bird wanting to fly but are trapped inside of a cage (aka: Person 2).
It is basically a great way of telling someone you want to break-up due to your animalistic nature of being wild and free and not wanting to be tied down to them.
Anne: "Ricky, I'm feeling like our relationship is based off the Bird and the Cage theory.
Ricky: "Wait, what do you mean?"
Anne: "I mean that I'm a bird and you're a cage; I just want to fly."
Ricky: "Oh... *sobs uncontrollably*
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