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Welcome to He- I mean Metro I mean metro I meant to say metro! A school in Columbus Where the once smart want to kill themselves ,the average stay average and where the dumb thrive. Yes metro is an interesting school. Kids who understand anything will have no problamo at this school. The kids who have trouble learning somethings WILL GET EXPOSED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. The dumb kids thrive, because well they just expect it. The 6th graders are considered gods to everyone else whereas everyone else is just a shitter. The remediation policy is absolute shit where once again the 6th graders thrive as those teachers give easy remediation policy whereas everyone else gets teachers who get long and hard remediation policy (remediation is when you get under an 90 % and have to do test corrections and retake). This school is for STEM right wrong! We get like one robotics club and the programming club is only for girls. The depression in metro is real and it feels like at any second some kid is gonna shoot up the school. Teachers don't teach and it seems like everything sucks. The one thing I want to leave with you people is you could be going to columbus city schools.
I love Metro Early College High School and my kid loves going there- Parent who pays no attention to how the kids feel
*Kid Sitting in corner of room listening to linkin park* DARKNESS *Dunt Dunt* I GO TO METRO *Dunt Dunt*
A high-ranked school in a town. This school with a very competitive and multi-diverse student environment. Be careful not to simp or else you'll pay the price.
"Wow, you're studying in a Tampines Meridian Junior College? Wish him luck!"
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Wilmington Early College High School is the personification in the material world of Plato's Republic. Creme de la creme.
The Cherry on top.
The Noodle, IN the kazoodle.
The Memes in the Tremes.
The starts in the seams of reality, the fabric of space and time which enamor ourselves to become amongst the best of beings in the Spiritual and Emotional Plane. TO which we call upon this subject, and to ordain these truths as to hold a conclusion upon a supernatural being, the likes of which we cannot perceive in our 3-dimensional tangible world. ~ David R. Lee.
"Suh Dude. You go to Wilmington Early College High School?"
". . .M Y M I N D I S T O O A E S T H E T I C F O R Y O U R M E A G E R Q U A N D A R I E S . . . "
NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.
Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.
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Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho
Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"
Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"
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St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.
"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"
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A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
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