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The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
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when a person farts in a ziplock baggy, and stores it to puff the fart in an others face
dude I am totally going to ziplock fart on you when your not expecting it
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The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.
Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!
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A female whos private areas most likely reek a unsanitary odor. A typical fart butt will recycle under garmets and hamper dive her clothing repeatedly. This type of female is typically unattractive and over weight. If the severity of the girls clenliness and appearence is to the utmost extreme they can be redifined and graduated to a poop butt.
Thats girls thong was plastered to her ass, what a fart butt.
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One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.
J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.
A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?
J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.
A: Zut! what did you do?
J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!
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When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.
Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
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When the person running lets out a series of smelly and loud farts on every stride of the leg.
Everytime you put your foot forward you fart.
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