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In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"
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Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
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The most vile, disgusting, revolting, repulsive video on the internet. It involves two lesbians shitting and vomiting in a cup, then eating it.
Video at 2girls1cup.com. Try to watch it without flinching.
2 girls 1 cup. Trust me, its gross.
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the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.
Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?
Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.
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3 Guys 1 Hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “Dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. The video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. It shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. The man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. One of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. The victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. One of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. The guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.
You can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 Guys 1 Hammer are.
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The act of putting 2 fingers into a chicks vagina and 1 into her anus. Kind of like a bowling ball. It's a theoretical way you would pick a naked drunk chick off the floor. You would grab her like a bowling ball putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. (pink = vagina, stink = butthole)
Could also be a sexual maneuver to pleasure a woman from 2 erotic zones at once without hurting her by only putting 1 finger in her butthole (the stink).
Our sex was incredible, at 1 point I had 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.
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It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and
the end of part 1
you are a david fanfiction part 1
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