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frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.
Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited
Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault
You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
When someone sends you something really cute
OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT
A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.
Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.
When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.
C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini
A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."