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punch my muffin

another term for sexual intercourse

1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.

by eileen! September 23, 2007

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1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists

She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2009

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scorpion punch

a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.

Man! I really got a scorpion punch on my arm!

by Jeffrey Paul July 26, 2005

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atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick March 26, 2016

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Australian death punch

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.

Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.

by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020

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The curry death punch

A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed

Yo fam imma hit yasmine with the curry death punch tonight ya heard

by The yellow lord April 25, 2019

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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne April 6, 2018

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