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The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl
Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.
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That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“I got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.”
some one whom has the characteristics of a douchebag but exibits said charicteristics in such large quantities that the metaphorical "bag" is insufficient
"I may be a douche bag but Kennie's a Sack-o-douche"
A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night
Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go
time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20
person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up
Originated from "Scary Movie 3" (2003), the term is used to indicate dismay or grief.
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