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to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

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eat your feelings

Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo.

Why don't you go eat your feelings some more?

by PHMD. September 30, 2005

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the giant ass eating nigger

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

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eat shit and die slow

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.

I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.

by b from the bay December 20, 2005

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let er eat

the act of feeding her d*ck. Either by anal, oral, or straight up the vag.

Jeremy: Did you see that chick?

Steve: Yea, I'm gonna let er eat

by Jeremy aka BK July 14, 2008

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Cheese eating surrender monkeys

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.

No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003

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