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They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!
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When everything is funny.. usually using motion lotion.. blow up dolls.. right hand.. etc.. fone sex.. ne thing funny .. nothing on tv up late.. nothing to watch and its funny
im so nighthigh i can actually see stars while you are standing out side
whoa.. i see purple cows.. kuew.. "ehe..ehehe ahahah!!!"
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When something really exciting happens and deserves more than a high five, but not amazing anough for a double five.
After a normal high five, giver and recipant touch thumbs, which creates the six fingers being joined together in celebration of an event.
When you burn someone with a really good joke that deserves extra acknowledgement. A high six is then shared between two individuals.
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HTHMA is a public high school residing in the school district of San Diego, California. The students attending this school contain above average academic skills and succeed at life overall. These skills contained by these students lead to a successful after-school life for these children. 100% of these students end up acquiring masters degrees in ass-kicking. Other High Tech High Schools (such as HTH and HTHI) end up with less successful students, forcing the people attending those schools to be jealous. They often try to poke fun at HTHMA, but this is due to an outrageous amount of jealousy striking even the staff at other HTH schools. In the end, HTHMA is the school that produces the overall most kick-ass students in the world.
HTHMA Student: Hey! I just got into High Tech High Media Arts
HTHI Student: Wow, I wish I was you, then I could be
successful at life... I got into HTHI
HTHMA Student: Awww... Im so sorry
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The aim high project employed by some schools...to try and get delinquent chavs to aim higher in life. Totally pointless and a waste of tax payers money. Most of the little fucks only go on it to get on the annual trip to somewhere like a theme park.
Chav: "I iz on the aim higher thing in it. it'z cos i iz special mofo. You aint on it cos you aint special like i am."
Ordinary Citizen: "Fuck off you chavscum cunt"
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What you tell somebody you hate to order at the bar.
dirtbag: Uhh, what should I get?
you: How about a nice high colonic for you and your friends? Bartender! Three high colonics!
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A specialty drink combined with hyphy juice and alcohol. Usually sold around san francisco
Damn, that high speed got to my head hella quick!
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