Laying in Rape

When a female is prepared for a sexual incounter, but is pretenting to sleep so she doesn't have to initiate, or can pretend that she wasn't expecting it.

Dan: Dude, did u get some?
Fred: Yea she was acting like she was sleeping, but she had condom and no panties.
Dan: she was totally laying in rape.

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Straight-raped

Not necessarily sexual; rather, it occurs when someone is taken advantage of by a situation in life that is so completely screwed up that all that it can be compared to is sexual coercion.

Dude, I got straight-raped by that Math test.

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Face Rape

When a woman shakes her bosoms in someone's face. First used by Chelsea Handler on "Chelsea Lately" on 8-17-09.

Loni Love: I can be on DWTS I do a bad rumba.
Chelsea Handler: First of all, that's not the rumba that's a face rape.

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mind raping

Staring at someone for a period of time and visualizing ripping their clothes of and having kinky sex with them whether they want to or not.

I stood there mind raping him as he walked by.

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Inverse Rape

Refusing to date someone you're not attracted to. Doing so is seen by some as bigotry and promoting discriminatory abuse, that forcing people to date outside their personal preferences is the only way for society to progress.

Asian Girl: "Wanna go out?"
Gay white dude: "Sorry, not my type."
Asian Girl: "THAT'S RACIST! Don't Inverse Rape me!"

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Mind Rape

1. When a Republicanazi fucks with your head with all kinds of lies and twisted bullshit. They repeat it and repeat it until you believe it. If you refuse to believe it, you are evil.

2. The act of abusing someone's mind with Republicanazi lies. It works real well for winning elections. Worked especially well in Election 2004.

Wait here while I Mind Rape another one of the Stupid Americans and get them to believe all the Republicanazi lies. Now go vote for Republicanazis you stupid ignorant bastard!

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Eye Rape

The act of sticking your erect penis into someone's eye socket, causing blindness, severe pain, and/or death.

That guy was so fucked up, he tried to eye rape my girlfriend!

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