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When you take a shit in a hose and then transfer the hose to your bath to clean up the place and then add some beans for an authentic Mexican smell to accommodate you as you wash your wash in a full-of-shit toilet and then complain of how the sink does not have a big enough hole for you to shit in. After that you wash yourself in some pina colada that you jacked off in so you have jizz, shit and possibly piss on you. After that you complain about how others smell and notice that your lawn's manure is really your own shit from the hose you shitted in. Finally, you drink piss because you don't know the differnece between tequila and piss.
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A horrible combination of the color brown and the worst mental condition possible. This is possibly the worst form of emo, for not only do they want to slit there wrists, they don't have enough money to buy a razor with wich they will spill there useless emo blood.
One day Juan was walking down the street. As always he was looking down at the ground, and he happened upon a penny. Without hessitation he leaped for the penny, only to accidentally nudge it just enough to send it down a nearby gutter. Upon realizing the penny was lost forever, he reached into his pocket only to find it empty, for he didn't even have enough money to buy a razor. Being unable to slit his worthless wrists, he jumped into the path of an oncoming car.
Juan, as you most likely figured out, was an emo-mexican.
I love mexicans, but not emo ones!
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Tijuana river " south of the border down mexico way "
Tijuana river mud comes from california. Its called mexican mud but the mud comes from under the fence. U see gringos mexican mud is not dirty it comes from UR cuntry!!!
U norte Americanos should eat mucho chile then NO Montezuma revenge!
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mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox
gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.
New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!
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1. Code word for Tequila. Often used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: Yo what are we going to have tonight?
Person 2: Some Mexican Lasagna.
Person 1: Sweet!
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The procces of giving an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap. First you reach up the vag with the coat hanger and pull the baby out then you slap the baby onto the mouse trap and the abortion is complete without having to go to the doctor.
Andrew gave his mother a mexican abortion last night and guess what she had twins.
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The Mexican Ninjas are a group of anti-americans who hate america
Americans are the sworn enemy of the Mexican Ninja's
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