Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

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ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

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chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

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I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

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Acting like an adult

A mature person. Someone who makes wise decisions.

You need to start acting like an adult.

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Mouth like a Trucker

Someone who swears a lot.

That mother fuckin asshole just cut me off, that fuckin dog dick needs to get off the fuckin road! Sorry I have a mouth like a trucker.

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sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

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