A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
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The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
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When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.
Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?
Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people
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Someone who is to afraid to talk to a girl and is therefore called by the name of her reproductive organ...A nasty slang word thats ill
U little pussy who do u have to be such a Vagina Mcginason
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One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .
i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!
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A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy
when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart
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pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
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