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The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.
My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh
That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts
"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"
Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock don’t have a sister, you will in 9 months.
Your mom is so hairy Bigfoot documents her!