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A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.
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code word for i am sketching out with a drag off, do not text me
text - baltimore
carly - not f'betch always ditches me at the club
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After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
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One of two NFL teams in Maryland. They came to Baltimore from Cleveland in 1996. They won the Super Bowl in their 5th season against the New York Giants. I live near Baltimore, but I like the Washington Redskins better.
The Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl 9 years ago today :)
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When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.
Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.
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The amnesiac assassin from The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Charly targets the bald guy's head, raises her .45 and fires.
Also:
Nearby a cricket chirps.
Charly absent-mindedly rolls a steak knife in her fingers.
Eyes far away.
It never occurs to her what she's done until the chirping stops.
Ten feet away, the knife quivers.
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Mediocre female rapper who is often mistaken for a clown(red hair).She belongs to Murder Stink alongside the wanksta Ja Rule,talentless BITCH Ashanti and Ass-hole Irv Gotti.
She will never have an album out.Jealous of Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim!
50 Cent disses her.
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