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Person who would test positive for Coronavirus if there were tests, but shows no signs of symptoms of Coronavirus or common sense. These people ignore all social distancing practices and blow it off as a stupid idea.
Mike:
Hey Jeff, let me in, I brought my new bong for us to try
Jeff:
Stop knocking on my door and get your dumb ass off my porch! I saw you at the the park this morning playing hoops with 6 or 8 people. Stay away you probably have Walk’n Corona.
Jokes and memes made about coronavirus and it's specific strains (e.g. COVID-19, SARS-CoV, MERS-CoV) which lighten the mood, relieve anxiety and make you feel better.
"James said: 'If you’ve ever had the water in Warrensburg, MO you’re immune to the Coronavirus'. You gotta love that corona-comedy."
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".
When a person is shamed for not using proper hygiene or taking the proper precautions during the COVID-19 Pandemic. Typically this is done on social media to celebrities that are closely associated with a COVID-19 case or have had the virus and do not take proper precautions to prevent the spread. While the person can be shamed for violating quarantine guidelines to do errands for which delivery is possible, or when they do not wear a mask in public places and/or do not respect the property distances, etc. But it can also be for saying something stupid like COVID-19 is just like the flu, especially when it is peaking and 2,000 people are dying.
Just after his live broadcast from his house to describe the horror of his wife getting a positive COVID-19 test result, the celebrity was found in a local Pharmacy buying sunglasses, which he could have gotten online. This caused as ruckus in the store as he was Corona-shamed by some and fawned all over by others. His loud sneeze could be seen all over social media.
An online school which was caused by coronavirus (or COVID-19)
I can't come over right now, I have corona-school.
The 20 pounds everyone gains while social distancing and staying home
I really need to get back to the gym and burn off this Corona 20.
The weight we will gain by not being able to get out and live our lives. We are sitting dormant, watching Netflix and drinking nightly. Instead of the Freshman Fifteen we will have the Corona Fifteen and gain weight from Boredom.
Crap I hope the Corona Fifteen does not turn in to the Corona twenty. Hopefully quarantine will be over soon.
When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.
When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"