Random
Source Code
Random
Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.
60👍 9👎
A race war that centered between two tribes of Doritos™️. One of them was Nacho Cheese and the other was Cool Ranch. The Nacho Cheese tribe hated the Cool Ranch tribe simply because they were blue, and the leader of the Cool Ranch tribe hated blue. Ended in both sides losing as the War was a blast of flavor if you know what I mean.
There will never be another battle quite like The Great Dorito War of 2014.
A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence
Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...
15👍 23👎
When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
5👍 5👎
When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
6👍 1👎
(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler
Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be
1👍 15👎
A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
16👍 1👎