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After having sex to completion, a male gives his partner a golden shower. Within this process, the remaining ejaculate within the penile tubes escapes within the urine, therefore creating a urinade float.
On Thirsty Thursday, my dirty girlfriend wanted to get freaky. It resulted in a bj for me and a golden shower for her with a bonus urinade float.
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When you give your girl a wet slippery came on dick and make her cream pie on it making it a banana float!
Damn dude she got one big banana float last night
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To run, drive, or ride on a bicycle away from someone, usually an authority figure, as fast as possible. Escape.
Yo that cop was gettin' up in my grill so I had to float on him.
So that explains the handcuffs.
Yeah.
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Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.
My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
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A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.
Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.
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A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
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