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Nickname of the booming northern Alberta town, Fort McMurray. Has an infrastructure suited to house approximately 45,000. Population: 85,000. Chief exports are: crack cocaine, synthetic crude oil and meth-heads, respectively. Only small city in Canada with thick smog, drive-by shootings and more prostitutes per capita than Amsterdam.
Fort McDirty is a nice place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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The 2nd biggest city in Indiana. Now has a population of around 250,000 with the addition of all the rich people who lived outside of the city. Has a sucky downtown area, but it has many great shopping centers all over the place.
Dude, some genious made the first tv in Fort Wayne.
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A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist
Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.
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A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034
11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)
39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%
58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....
tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!
but most likely the last one!
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A person that refuses to have sex.
They are locked down like the actual fort.
No one is breaking in to that gold mine.
She's fort knox.
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FTCKY: A place of no return, where once there you will never leave unless its to Korea. A life of misery and regret. Filled with Vampire rapists and gutter sluts. Average day consists of fighting Vampires while covering your ass all while staining your clean socks. And all while we get paid for it.
Dude did you see them butt raping vampires at Fort Campbell?
Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!
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A city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?"
Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."
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