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A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
I am Joey Guzzle
Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker
The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.
It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.
When ur wife is sleeping with ur first ex wife’s current husband.
You are nothing but a cheating cum guzzling whore!!!
Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them
I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?
Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)
I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
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