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When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
Aye is a wagga muffin
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Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it
Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.
Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.
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a female bent over with her muff poking out the back
"Dude did you see Megan Fox's duke muffin poking out?"
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When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
Jeez, check out the Muffin Top on that chick! *shudder
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