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Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit
Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.
When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.
Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
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Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.
Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."
When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.
Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.
Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.
Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.
Using period blood as lube.
“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson