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A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
literally the best comeback to anything.
Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e
A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.
Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!
Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.
Whose that raging homosexual?
Your mom
A. the person who raised you
B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage
C. My drug dealer
D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)
Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy
Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night
I fiddled and diddled your mom last night