pine-in-an-apple

a pine in an apple
a more interesting word for pineapple

'im bored'
'lets eat a pine-in-an-apple'
'sure!'

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Pines Charter

This school located in Pembroke Pines, Florida, is an amazing place to send your kids, as seen from the definition above. Not only do we have the widest variety of drugs, but we also have the best variety of child prostitutes! We also have unnecessary drama and an unnecessary drama teacher in the Academic Village Middle campus. But wait, there's more. Do you hate manners? Then send your kids here because they are sure to forget all of them. Sure, the football team is horrible but at least we aren't Marjory Stoneman Douglas Highschool. Send your kids here and watch them grow up to be the best people in all of Florida.

Girl: I heard Florida is wack
Guy: I heard that Pines Charter is worse
Girl: Damn

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Within the pines

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.

Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.

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Pine Valley

A town near Horseheads in upsate New York. It is a town that is only 2 miles long surrounding a highway. All the town has is a best western and 2 farms and a bar. Rumors are plentiful and spread quickly. Only a couple of good looking women.

Man 1: Hey, you wanna o to the bar in pine valley and pick up some chicks?
Man 2: Nah, lets go to Horseheads instead

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Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

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pine down

it is considered a verb amongst pot heads. it is a commonly used term in the united states, meaning a marijuanna smoke session.

hey man, what's up?

oh nothing really, wanna pine down?
yeah, sure bro.

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Georgia pine

The act of running fingers through a butt crack, however it is different from a credit card or an oil check. The thumb starts at either the bottom or top of the crack, opposite the index finger. They are then brought together in the middle of the butt crack.

I just got georgia pined, and now I feel violated.

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