porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

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no porn

What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.

The students started chanting "porno" to me, their IT teacher, whenever I entered the room ever since they caught me watching porn in class. When the principal visited one time, I used my quick wit to start chanting "no porn" back at them in order to make it sound like some strange rigorous vocal and preventative reciting exercise.... it didn't work.

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porn

The only reason why you are here is if you are a fucking 4yr who heard your parents talking to your older bother in the other room about his child porn addiction after you went on his "homework" file with 413 images and told your parents about it. If your reading this YOU KNOW THAT WAS PRIVATE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ON TO YOU ONE DAY.

little brother: Mother, Father I see we all may know why I have invited you here today
mother: no my youngest offspring I don't
little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children
father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚

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porn

the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

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porning

Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn

Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.

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porn

short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer

see porniac

and here's my porn stash

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porn

Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.

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