Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)
The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.
She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).
when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below
i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler
A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
When 2 grandmas are scissoring each other and squirting all over the place
I went into my grandma’s room and she was performing a wrinkle sprinkler with my other grandma.
When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"
"I just knew you were gay."
When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.
Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?