U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

Sub-Crumpet

Too Sub-Crumpet
Too withhold sex

"Kirke" Gilesie I'm horny
"Giles" Hmph keeps playing with iPhone

later that day...

"Giles" Kirke make sweet love to me...
"Krike" (Raised eyebrows) "You had you chance this morning"

Giles got "sub-crumpeted"

sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.

"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."

Sub-bitching

Sub-tweeting is the act of tweeting about somebody without actually saying its about them..
So sub-bitching is bitching about someone, trying to make it more generalized even though its clearly aimed at one person

For example;
Roqueesha: "Some people really don't know how to do their make-up."

Lily: "Is she talking bout me??"

Breezy: "Yeah she's clearly sub-bitching"

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sub-nub

one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.

dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub

Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

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Tuna Sub

It means bust a nut. Bust a nut means ejaculate.

Hey dude, spell tuna sub backwards. HEEE HEE HEE

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