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A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
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A user of the 4chan board 'politically incorrect,' which was initially created as a containment board for far-right extremist users. /pol/ tards are know to derail any and all threads with BBC white coping memes, Jewish overlord conspiracy theories and general political trolling. They are easy to spot in other threads/forms because of their weak baiting attempts, and are generally loathed by the majority of anons.
Anon 1: Can Americans explain to me how bacteria is Life on Mars but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth?
Anon 2: Gtfo /pol/tard. The thread has nothing to do with abortion.
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(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
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Someone who relies on historical information from HBO and other movies/series.
For instance, Chernobyl, they think the Rod caps jumped, Think Akimov pressed AZ-5, and other crazy inaccuracies that make the show almost unwatchable .
"Hate those HBO-Tards, useless fuckers them lot."
Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."
Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.
"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded
B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!