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1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off
What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!
An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18
A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce
A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.
I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.
An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
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From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.
Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.
Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.
White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel
Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald
And anyone named Chad
Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware
Tilly: Greggs
Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.
This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.
"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"