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palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.

Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.

by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017


Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 17, 2020


Inadvertent Tacticle Barf

A tacticle barf that you don't initiate on purpose but actually comes at exactly the right time, such that you can continue drinking afterwards.

Rick is in the restroom. He wanted to take a dump but it turned into an inadvertent tacticle barf.

by tomsal June 16, 2024


jargon barf

The words spewed out at many business meetings and presentations where lots of speaking occurs but no ideas or concepts are actually communicated.

Let's make a drinking game out of the jargon barf coming out of this presentation.

by handle&&7 December 19, 2018


wharf the barf

A remix of whart the fart. Means the same thing as what the barf but you make it rhyme.

Jake: I had a dream last night one of our friends was giving backshots to our other friend.
Lisa: Wharf the barf?

by PepeEPopo April 24, 2024


Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004


snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018