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Salad on Bread

When a sandwich does not contain meat and thus is not a sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese do fall under the category of sandwich and are the only exceptions. This is because 1. Peanuts can be considered a meat, and 2.Grilled Cheese does not traditionally contain vegetables. Besides these two examples, a meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin October 30, 2006

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dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 11, 2010

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Light bread

A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.

He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.

by Imsparticus March 31, 2021

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Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017


leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

by leprosycooker86753o9 June 14, 2018


Bread snake

Slang term for a twist tie.

I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.

by jk298 November 4, 2010


Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 July 31, 2013

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