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When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.
My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.
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Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
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A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).
"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"
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Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.
Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”
Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”
The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.
I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.
Two or more women engaging in sexual activity with each other; Lesbians
I heard Sarah used to date women. They said she was quite the tunnel bumper.