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The sickness that is obtained from purchasing the newest Halo game for the Xbox 360. To get better you must stay home and play as much Halo as you can, for one to possibly two days depending on how severe your need to play is.
Man, last night I bought Halo 3 and came down with the Halo flu the next day!
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A severe medical condition in which a person knowingly cockblocks himself.
Friend 1: how was last night ? Did you tap her ?
Friend 2: nah bro . I want to get to know her first.
Friend 1: fuck let's rush to the hospital . you have a serious case of the Udai flu.
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Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages
I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.
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a disease that infects mostly males.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
Did you hear that Matt and Katrina hooked up on Friday? He was passing around her underwear at lunch talking about what a slut she is.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
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Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.
Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?
Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.
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Couch Flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. The weather may also incur couch flu. The phrase was originally coined by a UCC student in Ireland. The original idea was adopted from the swine flu.
Text message from Rory: Hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?
Reply: No man I got the couch flu...
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A hangover. In some states, many establishments are allowed only to sell beer what contains no more than 3.2% alcohol by weight.
"Jen missed work today because she has the 3.2 flu."
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