Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
what dumb asses put as an answer on a test
Q. What is another name for gamma FeOOH?
A. gram carbide?
Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.
Usually forbidden by most states.
Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"
Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"
A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.
You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.
When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age
"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram
Just like balloon filled with lots of Air without a any weight around , Empty Vessels, Flakes , Fla-key, Plastic, Dumb , Stupid
This Bitch is a real a Hallows-Grams what is next ...