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Halo

a highly overrated game played by 10 year olds that think theyre cool cause they know how to make plastic grenades. it stars masturbation man who goes around weilding generic looking guns to fight off generic looking aliens. buy it if you must or if your kid wont stop bitching about it

OMG HALO 3 CAME OUT IMA GO BUY IT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!-typical n00b gamer

dude your halo is like...all explody and life ending and stuff-crackhead

halo is overrated-me

hai gise i speak leet see? "LOL I IS PWN AT HALO N00BS LOLOLOL" i is speak leet

by epik phail gui August 5, 2009

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Halo

a totally awesome video game... but when you think about it, its the stupidest crap you have ever laid eyes on. little triangular colorful aliens running around flailing their arms while big hairy guys chuck glowing blue balls at your head while you hit people with a hammer? WTF!?!?!

i was playing halo, and was like THIS IS AWESOME and then i played it again, and was like OMG ITS SO COLORFUL ITS LIKE A BAD ACID TRIP ON STEROIDS ON PCP ON STEROIDS! and i played it again, and wished it was for Wii so i could throw a controller through the TV on accident

by Liggamahwang January 19, 2009

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halo

game; a game for the xbox.

religious symbol; a glowing circle usually floating above a religious figure's head, or a very kind/good person's head. (probably derived from some pagan god/goddess)

flight simulator; a flight simulator

lets go play halo 3!

dude ... why does jesus have like ... a halo over his head ... it's like ... glowing, man. couldn't everyone like ... find him if he was like ... always glowing?

it's a fucking flight simulator, what more do you want?

by Sandalphon November 12, 2010

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Halo Hangover

When you stay up into the early hours of the morning playing Halo, then feel like crap the next day.

"I finally beat Halo 3 on LEGENDARY, but now I have and awful Halo hangover.

by Kowdee December 24, 2008

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Alberto Halos

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

by pinjer October 4, 2018


halo nap

Taking a brief nap after work or classes to allow one to play halo into the early morning.

Dude, I took a halo nap so I can pwn until 6am.

by Yggdrasil321 March 21, 2009


Halo 3

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.

Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary!

Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.

(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...

Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!

by gamespeed91 September 26, 2009

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