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The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.
Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)
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Having your woman eat lots of hot or spicy food with the intentions of anal intercourse later in the evening. A woman can tell when she is prepped and ready by the warmth of her flatulence instead of the odor.
Dave noticed Sally force down two ghost peppers, he was excited to feel the warmth of her PreHeated Oven later tonight.
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The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.
While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.
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(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
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When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus
I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.
Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
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A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.
a small oven.
put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.
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When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.
I made my dick tent into a french oven.
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