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Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name
What's my name? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
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From the movie Osmosis Jones.
Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones an over-zealous white blood cell and the protagonist of the film. Osmosis' positive reputation was destroyed when he saw a salmonella pathogen about to enter Frank through an ingested raw oyster and reacted by causing him to vomit onto Mrs. Boyd. Since this incident, he was suspended for unnecessary force and placed in out-of-the-way patrols. Therefore he takes any opportunity to be able to make a difference. It is because of this that he is not believed about Thrax’s infection. Being a cell, Ozzy is able to combine his eyes into one, to ooze under doors, and to contort his body drastically, which allows him to escape Thrax's fate at the film's climax. It was shown in one scene that if enough force is exerted then his morphing will go back to normal as when Ozzy disguised himself as a germ to learn about Thrax's plan, his cover was blown when Thrax's henchman Lard affectionately but roughly patted Ozzy on the back and causing his wallet with his police badge to fall from his jacket and onto the table and expose his real identity.Ozzy is described by some female viewers of the film as a very attractive white-blood cell, He teams up with a cold-pill named Drix to help kill Thrax, the germ that is causing the cold-like symptoms Frank is experiencing. Drix unlike Ozzy, is very sweet and gentle, with a tender side.
Osmosis Jones is looking good, just like a blood cell should.
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someone who who acts or is extraordinarily black regardless of the color of their skin. It is used as an endearing complement much like the word "nigga"
hey niggerboo jones, whats goin on?
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It means "For Sure" but in a more manly fashion. This term is usually only used on a Man day, in collaboration with Tits, Spit, and Beer.
Lets chop down trees like men, (everyone) Ven Jone!!!!
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The leader of mystery Incorporated. The main thing he likes to do is makes traps. Likes to read "Traps Illustrated." He loves his traps. His love for traps usually distract him from noticing anything else, such as his feelings for Daphne. Fred seemed almost clueless of Daphne's feelings thinking only about traps and staying friends with the gang as long as they live, much to Daphne's dismay. He did end up taking Daphne on a date, to the trap exhibit. Did I say he loves his traps? Because He really loves his traps.
Anyone ever: Something
Fred Jones: Did somebody say traps?
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Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.
I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.
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The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -
Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!
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