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same thing as a black pass, but for only Mexicans to give to non-Mexican people. If you are given the Mexican pass, you can call people ese and you can do/say things that Mexicans can do/say.
White guy #1: Hey bro, wassup?
White guy with Mexican Pass: Hey ese, not much, what bout you lil homie?
White guy #1: HEY!!! UR WHITE BRO U CANT BE SAYING THAT!!!
White guy with Mexican Pass: Nah ese. It's ok. I got the Mexican Pass.
Getting the squirts after a fine night out at a Mexican resteraunt. Toilet bowl usually appears as if it is buried in mud after blowout commences.
Wow, that Chipotle is really getting to me, I hope the Mexican blowout doesn't occur in my trousers.
The act of covering ones feet in chilli beef and cilantro then inserting said feet into the rectle cavity of 2 cheap hookers paid for with stolen hotel robes, bedding and apparel.
Did you see Diana last night? She couldn't walk right for a week after that Mexican Slipper.
A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D
Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!
When you roll a fat Mexican girl in a flour tortilla and look for the wet spots .
Rolling a mexican is When I wanted to fuck Yarra I had to roll her in an Ortega flour tortilla to navigate
A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.
Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.
This game is based on the card game Uno, but instead there are only green cards, made specifically for the Mexicans.
Lets go over to the Lawnmower Club and play Mexican Uno
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