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Midget Blood

A female who has extremeties that resembles that of ones that belong to a midget. (A regular female with a percentage of dwarfism)

Damn that bitch is thick! Yeah but she got a little Midget Blood in her, you see them stumpy ass legs and normal torso.

by Ptown Beatdown April 25, 2009

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Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

by Whackbag December 6, 2004

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

by Argonak April 12, 2008

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russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak June 1, 2007

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midget fucker

A person that fucks midgets.

1. Whats up you midget fucker?
2. Suck a dick you midget fucker.

by amanda and j-rod April 28, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 2, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


midget lover

when someone is obsessed with little people.

Brandan likes to go to small world so he can meet a midget and have hard core sex with them, classifying him as a midget lover.

by BIG person lover February 14, 2009

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