midgetity

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

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Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.

Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

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Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

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midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

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midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

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Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

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