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DUI scooter

The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.

Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?

by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.

Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!

by Paul Roux October 9, 2007

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

by marx_01 October 20, 2005

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


scooter

noun.

aweome kid, aka god. habitually smokes marijuana. has an aweome sister and brudder.(:

girl:gee wilikers, he sure is a scooter.

by scoooo.(: January 2, 2011

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


scootering scott

a boy who loves to scooter and his name is scott.
FUCKING BADASS w/ a sidekick.
he likes amps and halo and is just amazing
FWOOOTTTTT.

theres a legacy of scootering scott

by megan ceeee August 2, 2008

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž