Shrek

The lord of all memes (apart from meme man)

Boy: Hey don't you think Shrek sucks?
Boy 2: Shut up, he's our lord

Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.

Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek

Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

shrek

cool green guy with donkey friend

"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"

Shrek

basically Jesus in ogre form

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"'

shrek

shrek is the true definition of beauty. he has beautiful green skin and natural bushy eyebrows, not to mention his heartwarming smile. he is so shrexy

your looking very shrek today! (you’re looking absolutely stunning)

Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME