shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

giant squid

To see someone or something without him/her seeing you.

I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.

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squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.

"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."

squid

its a large crustacious animal

that KILLED MY PAPPY!!!!

I'm gonna rope me a squid. I'm gonna rope the biggest squid this side of the Rio Grande. You goin' down squid! My pappies blood will be avenged! You have the blood of my pappy on your tentacles! I won't rest until I get your big squid beak on my walls! My veins pump full of blood of hatred for you squid! I hate you with everything!

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squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

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Squid out

An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.

Shit, shit, Mary! Squid out! For God's sake, squid out!